He really didn’t want to chaperone the dance, but it was a requirement. All parents had to do some volunteer work at St. Catherine High School where his daughter was a senior and night duty was all he had time for. So, this Friday evening he was one of about 15 parents patrolling the dance floor making sure that there was “room for the Holy Spirit” between the teenagers whose hormones were raging.

Bill’s hormones were going pretty good themselves. There were plenty of hotties dancing and shaking their thing and Bill enjoyed watching them.
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Kakasimula palang ng bakasyon noon, bagong kasal palang kami ni mister nang magtext ang aking Tiyahin sa probinsya na nais daw magbakasyon ng pinsang buo kung si Dennis sa Maynila. Sa akin naman walang problema kaya’t agad akong nagpaalam kay mister na kung maaaring magbakasyon muna ang anak ng Tiyahin ko sa aming tahanan, pumayag naman si Mister.

Isang linggo lang ang nakaraan ng dumating ang aking pinsan. Nagulat ako sa laki ng pinagbago ni “Dennis Kulit” ( yan ang tawag ko sa kanya dahil grabe sa kakulitan), sa halos tatlong taon naming hindi pagkikita, dati rati’y lampayatot ito at grabe kaitim subalit ngayo’y balingkinitan at tila matitigas ang masel na sinamahan ng pagka moreno at gwapitong mukha. Kakatapos lang pala nito ng High School at tila nag iisip pa kong mag aaral ng college dito sa Maynila o sa karatig probinsya.
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1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy cummers.
11. People in the 70’s couldn’t cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
14. Men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they “high five” each other. (and the girl isn’t disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don’t exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.
19. There’s a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches… or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to “suck it”.
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s trousers and find a cock there.
29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip.
30. Dorky guys never have to beg.

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